I generally (never?) don't post results of quiz things, but besides messing it up so I can't post the official link, I felt obligated to take this one that TOWM had taken/linked.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 146 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (133), and liquor (121).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

The Alcohol Knowledge Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 80% on proof

You scored higher than 97% on beer index

You scored higher than 99% on wine index

You scored higher than 98% on liquor index