i have no rational to stay awake. i'm going to sleep. this will give me all of like 8 hours sleep. crudo. i dislike this 3 days of quasi-business.

i emailed medtronic as most people know. i shall be biting my nails (if they weren't short already) in anticipation. not in anticipation of ketchup falling.

ok, i'm finished being creative. (I liked #5 best. though as pointed out, #3 was a close second (third?))

new uses for empty fiji bottles:
1.Beating cleveland into sumission so they offer recycling
2.pre-inflated/glued furniture
3.drool storage
4.backup drool storage
5.stewage storage
6.home brewed beer that i'm not sure could even work
7.storage for random cinnamon toast crunches that somehow inflated into little pillows

sorry this is short, but you know, if i'm deciding to take the homework and postpone it and do all the next 4 instead, i can't exactly in good conscious write a novella here. I found out reading /. that dave barry has a blog. its amusing, even if it lacks an RSS feed, not everyone can be so cool.

UPDATE: I'm in a blah mood waiting for medtronic to reply, (it hasn't been long enough yet that I think they're ignoring me and I'm going to get a you suck letter in the mail, but its annoying). Anyway, so to top off my Blahness, I found this article in the times, which says exactly what i was thinking, just written humanly, not like i would write it.

in other news, i remember i found a very amusing icon for RTFM. On the back of an explorer (this was a week ago or so) there were two triangles next to the trailer hitch, one with an exclamation point, the other with a little book. it was a quite elegant way of pointing out the idocy of soccer moms towing without a clue.

i think that's all the news, but as i haven't gotten any comments yet, i figured i could add extra stuff. I was thinking of making a cannocial list on a separate page of all the ingredients i dislike, anyone think that would be interesting? it'd at least be useful for a reference for people who think i'm picky, since in reality i don't think i am.