Dear Alan,

Unfortunately, the employer has declined your application to the following position:

Employer Name: Guidant Corporation
Job Title: Mechanical Engineer

I love how happily up and down my life can be. Oh well, we'll see how medtronic turns out, they haven't rejected/waitlisted/accepted me yet. And for a dumb on campus interview too. I guess I can hope to signup for the "open signups" if there's space left on the 21st. And guidant seemed so cool. I may start to take this personally, but somehow the unemployed populus who reads this may know this all too well.